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Of Simple Words & Simple Things

//* Quotes.. *//

 Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery


The best proof of love is trust.
Joyce Brothers


You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
Albert Einstein


//* Me.. *//

 Wan Ting
Pisces
Graduated & Idling
Sunny Island



//* Wishlist.. *//

 Gremlins 1 & 2 dvd
Getaway w bf
More getaways
Graduation trip: Taipei
Laptop bag
Precious Moments
Snail mail
Long Vacation vcd
Love Generation vcd
Pirates of the Caribbean Triology vcd



//* Friends.. *//

 Edwin
Jess
Qiulin
Xinyu
Zhihui
The Other Eden

BF's Biz Blog



//* Memories.. *//

January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
September 2005
October 2005
November 2005
December 2005
January 2006
February 2006
March 2006
April 2006
May 2006
June 2006
July 2006
August 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
May 2007
June 2007




//* Voices.. *//





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Sunday, April 09, 2006

Who Is Better On The PC,
JESUS or satan?


JESUS and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the PC. They had been going at it for days, and GOD was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, GOD said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So, JESUS and Satan sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They did spread sheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent Faxes.
They sent email with and without attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed. JESUS just sighed. The electricity flickered back on, and each of them restarted their PC's.

Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, JESUS quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?"

GOD shrugged and said,,,

"JESUS Saves."


(wahaha...courtesy of WX)


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